An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asked:
Doctor:
“How are you feeling?”
The old man proudly smiled.
Old Man:
“I’ve never felt better! I have an 18-year-old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child!”
The doctor smiled and said:
Doctor:
“That’s wonderful. But let me tell you a story.”
The old man nodded.
Doctor:
“An elderly man once went hunting in the forest. He was so excited that he accidentally picked up an umbrella instead of his rifle.”
The old man looked confused.
Old Man:
“An umbrella?”
Doctor:
“Yes. When he reached the forest, he saw a huge bear. He raised the umbrella, pulled the trigger, and somehow the bear fell dead.”
The old man laughed.
Old Man:
“That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear.”
The doctor smiled.
Doctor:
“Exactly.”