Mom Knows Best – Funny Jokes

A man bought a brand-new gadget online after being tempted by the description: “Innovative. Sleek. Life-changing.” He wasn’t exactly sure what it did, but the reviews were amazing, and it had more buttons than a spaceship. So naturally, he assumed…

Connor’s Unexpected Job Offer – Funny Jokes

Connor, a young Irish lad with more confidence than common sense, swaggered into the local welfare office as if he owned the building. His jeans hung low, showing off a pair of cartoon-covered boxers. Around his neck was a gold…

The Waffle Mystery – Funny Jokes

A man wakes up alone in a hospital room. The beeping machines and bright lights quickly remind him that he definitely isn’t in his own bedroom. He has no idea how he got there. His head hurts, and he’s wearing…

The Boy and the Washing Machine – Funny Jokes

An eight-year-old boy walked into a small grocery store looking very serious. He went straight to the cleaning aisle and picked up the biggest box of laundry detergent he could find. The grocer walked over, curious. Grocer:“Hey there, sport. Got…

Fred’s Fake DNA Test – Funny Jokes

Fred came home from university in tears. Fred:“Mum, am I adopted?” His mother looked up from the kitchen, startled. Mum:“No, of course not, darling! Why would you think that?” Fred pulled out a sheet of paper and held it up…

The Dinner Disaster – Funny Jokes

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. It’s her first time meeting the family, and she’s so nervous you’d think she were meeting royalty instead of a friendly couple with a cat named Sir Fluffington. They sit…

The Surgeons’ Favorite Patients – Funny Jokes

Five top surgeons from different cities were having lunch together at a medical conference when the conversation turned to an important question: Who makes the best patient? New York Surgeon:“I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything…

Edward I’s Long Vacation

When Edward I of England was returning from the Ninth Crusade in 1272, he received news that his father had died and that he had become the new King of England. Rather than rushing home to be crowned, Edward chose…

Why Nissan Uses the Number 23

Japanese automaker Nissan uses the number 23 in motorsport racing because of a clever play on Japanese pronunciation. In Japanese, the number 2 is pronounced “ni” and the number 3 is pronounced “san.” When these two sounds are combined, they…

When Leonard Nimoy Met John F. Kennedy

Actor Leonard Nimoy once had the opportunity to give John F. Kennedy a cab ride before Kennedy became president. During the ride, the future president offered the aspiring actor some encouraging advice. He said, “Lots of competition in your business,…

5 Forgotten Facts About the 1990s You May Not Know

The 1990s were a time of big changes in technology, entertainment, and everyday life. Many surprising events from that decade are now forgotten. Here are five interesting facts from the 1990s. 1. Shopping Malls Started Disappearing During the mid-1990s, shopping…