Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer promised to deliver the donkey the next day. The following morning, the farmer arrived looking worried. Farmer:“Sorry, Paddy, but I have some bad news. The donkey died during the…
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked: Doctor:“How are you feeling?” The old man proudly smiled. Old Man:“I’ve never felt better! I have an 18-year-old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child!” The…
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before an important meeting the next morning, he called the front desk and asked if there was a barber nearby. Clerk:“Sir, our hotel has an…
At 40, Franz Kafka, who had never married and had no children, was walking through a park in Berlin when he noticed a little girl crying. She had lost her favorite doll. Kafka stopped and tried to comfort her. Kafka:“Your…
A father and his son were walking through the hills when the boy suddenly tripped on the trail and cried out: Boy:“Aah!” To his surprise, he heard the same voice coming from the mountains. Echo:“Aah!” The boy looked around. Boy:“What…
I am 82 years old. I have four children, eleven grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a room that is only twelve square meters. I no longer have a large house or expensive possessions, but I have something much more valuable. I…
There was once a clever and cunning landlord who owned large amounts of land throughout an entire village. Whenever someone needed money, they came to him for help. He was always happy to lend them money, but he made sure…
One day, an out-of-work mime visited the zoo and decided to make some money as a street performer. He stood near the entrance and began his silent routine. Within minutes, a large crowd gathered around him. The mime pretended to…
Next fall, when you see geese flying south for the winter in a V formation, you might think about what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way. As each goose flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for…
Late one night, an Englishman stepped into the hotel hallway and asked a servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant quickly brought it to him. The Englishman returned to his room, drank the water, and went back…
One hot day, a thirsty crow flew across the fields searching for water. For a long time, he couldn’t find any. He became weak and was almost ready to give up. Suddenly, he spotted a water jug on the ground.…
Tax day was approaching when an elderly woman walked into the tax office. She approached the clerk and said, “I’d like a thick stack of tax forms, please.” The clerk looked surprised. “Why do you need so many?” “My son…