Category Jokes

The Lion Tamer’s Lesson

More than a century ago, a young lion tamer named Clyde Beatty learned a simple lesson that still applies to life today. As a teenager, Clyde left home to join the circus. He dreamed of becoming a famous performer, but…

The Father’s Request

A father spoke to his three sons before sending them off to university. “I feel it’s my duty to give you the best education I can. You don’t owe me anything for that.” The three sons smiled. “But,” their father…

The Trusting Old Woman

Four travelers once asked an old woman to keep a small bundle for them. “We’ll all come back together,” they told her. “Please give it back only when all four of us are here.” The woman agreed and carefully put…

The Flagpole Measurement

Ray and Bob, two government maintenance workers, were standing at the bottom of a flagpole, staring up at it. A woman walking by stopped and asked, “What are you doing?” “We’ve been asked to find out how tall the flagpole…

The Golden Anniversary

An elderly couple who had been childhood sweethearts were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They decided to return to the little park where they had first met. They sat together on the same bench where they had spent many afternoons…

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

One day, a city mouse went to visit his old friend in the countryside. The country mouse was delighted to see him. He welcomed his friend warmly and served the best meal he had: grains, vegetables, and a few pieces…

The Clever Excuse

One night, four college students stayed out partying and didn’t study for the test they had the next morning. When morning came, they quickly came up with a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and exhausted as possible, then…

The Whale and the Clever Little Girl

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher explained that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human. Even though whales are enormous mammals, their throats are too small to swallow a person.…

The Melbourne Lawyer and the Pig Who Ran Country Court

Roper James, a sharp-dressed lawyer from Melbourne with shoes shinier than a politician’s promises, decided to take a short vacation in a quiet country town. He was tired of traffic, overpriced coffee, and endless arguments about office rules. One peaceful…

The Psychic Frog Who Just Wanted a Kiss and a Future

A psychic hotline recently launched a very special service—one designed specifically for frogs. Yes, actual frogs. Apparently, there was a growing market for amphibians who wanted to know more than just where their next fly was coming from. One curious…